(via lolololl)

How many alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

How many alzheimer’s patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

When songwriters die

Some say they decompose

If you get sick in an airport

Do you have a terminal illness?

What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?

dam

Where do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being outstanding in his respective field

I used to like dubstep

before it got all mainstream and dirty.  Now it just wubs me the wrong way